Sunday, February 3, 2013

LOvely Ways To Impress A Girl.

1. (Walk up behind girl and point
fingers shaped like gun into her
back)
"You're under arrest!"
... (For what?)
"For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I
have one?

3. Are your legs tired?
(girl: Why?)
Because you have been running
through my mind all day!

4."I lost my phone number, can I
borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to
your heart? I've seemed to have lost
myself in your eyes.

6. (Take a look at the tag on the
girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over
to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a gal and say:"Are
you from Greece?"
"No"She answers.
"Oh, I thought all the Women
goddess were from Greece"

10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again??

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